The warmth of the summer time is unquestionably not a favourite time of the yr for Sonia and me. Do not get me unsuitable, I like sporting shorts and t-shirts fairly than 18 layers of flannel and heavy outer clothes, and taking a dip on the native pool is all the time enjoyable—though, I do not even know if public swimming pools are open this yr. Are we swimming with masks on now? Does snorkel gear depend as a masks? Darn you, 2020.
Consuming ice cream and popsicles makes extra sensible sense when the climate’s heat, so there’s that. Additionally, chilly, dairy-based dips and crisp veggies are good snacks for these larger temps. And this is a enjoyable truth: spicy meals like jalapeno are useful in relation to staying cool and beating the summer time warmth. Apparently the spice makes you sweat with out transferring round loads, and the moisture helps maintain your physique temperature low. Simply give it some thought: most cultures that devour a whole lot of scorching, spicy meals are present in hotter climates. See: Mexican meals, Indian meals, Thai meals. Yum. Makes me sweaty simply excited about it. However that is kinda gross, so by no means thoughts.
Sadly—or fortuitously, relying on the way you have a look at it—this dip is not jalapeno-ey sufficient to make me sweat. It simply flat out wants extra spice if they will embody “jalapeno” within the title of this product. There’s simply sufficient to supply a imprecise background heat after consuming quite a few bites of the condiment. There’s little or no kick up entrance.
The dip is kind of creamy, nonetheless, and the cauliflower truly provides to mentioned creaminess fairly than detracting from it. It additionally lends an earthy, wealthy taste that dairy alone may lack. Texture-wise, the dairy parts are very easy, and the cauliflower should be pureed into oblivion, as a result of there’s hardly something cauliflower-esque in regards to the texture. There’s only a trace of gritty coarseness.
All in all, it isn’t a far cry from some other cream cheese-based dip I’ve ever had. As a lot because the cauliflower taste enhances this dip, I nonetheless suppose it may have labored with extra cauliflower and fewer dairy taste. If I had been re-formulating model 2.0, I would amplify the jalapeno presence practically tenfold. There could be microscopic little bits of jalapeno on this model. I would add substantial jalapeno items. Perhaps not massive slices such as you’d discover on a stack of nachos, however quarters of slices, maybe.
Do not suppose this can be a repeat buy. It is a neat concept, but it surely’s simply not memorable or flavorful sufficient, and there are method too many wonderful dips already out there at Dealer Joe’s. Three and a half stars from Sonia. Three stars from yours actually.
Backside line: 6.5 out of 10.