Dealer Joe’s Cauliflower Thins

Trader Joe's Cauliflower Thins

Cauliflower thins…cauliflower thins….cauliflower thins…have to get the cauliflower thins….TJ’s did not have the cauilflower thins…cauliflower thins….

Regardless of my pretty bride’s insistence that I do not hear on a regular basis, that is one thing I saved listening to the previous few weeks. Must strive the Dealer Joe’s Cauliflower Thins. I’ll admit I by no means regarded them up both, so I kinda presumed they had been a like a cracker-type deal. We have had cauliflower-based snackers like these earlier than, and our youngsters love ’em and we do not thoughts them, so it was believable to me.

Nah. Cauiflower thins are “a scrumptious & versatile bread substitute,” so it is one thing alongside the traces of cauliflower crust pizza, besides in smaller kind.

One factor to get outta the way in which: I strongly dislike the the phrase thins as a plural. To me, the phrase “skinny” will all the time be extra of an adjective than a noun. If I ever slip a -g on the tip, and my admittedly lazy enhancing course of would not catch it, I apologize upfront.

Anyhow, so far as these non-carb breadlike discs go, the thins are okay. The elements state, so as, that they are primarily comprised of cauliflower, eggs and Parmesan cheese, but in some way the cauli-coasters do not style like several of them, actually. Granted, cauliflower would not actually style like something, and the opposite two could also be extra binding brokers than something, I suppose…? As a substitute, its vaguely bread-like matter that appears a bit dense however kinda doughy, and fairly vaguely flavored. Nutritious, although. In some methods, I kinda think about that that is what manna can be like. I might get sick of it inside 40 days, for certain, a lot much less 40 years. Arduous to explain. They’re…there, however not a lot else can simply be described.

So far as versatility goes, I might think about there can be some. Sandy and I toasted ours up for an egg sandwich, and as a substitute of breaking, the thins fortunately bent and curved like a taco. It would be laborious to think about them getting crispy, however then once more, something’s attainable. See: 2020.

I might love extra time to experiment, however alas, a difficulty: Out of the 4 pack, though we had been a number of days earlier than the perfect by date, two of them acquired barely moldy, so into the trash. Not joyful about that, nevertheless it occurs, and one thing to look at for. On the brilliant facet, that offers you, our reader, loads of alternative to chime in with how you’ve got loved yours. Hit us up.

There ya have it. TJ’s cauli-thinny-things. I am certain if we had been going keto or again to paleo they might be greater on the listing, however as a man who typically prefers to drink and never eat his carbs, I can have slightly appreciation for what they’re. Someplace round a 3 from each of us sounds proper.

Backside line: Dealer Joe’s Cauliflower Thins: 6 out of 10 Golden Spoons