Look: Good luck defending Magnum P.I. period Travis Kelce

Travis Kelce is the epitome of Magnum P.I. majestic masculinity at Kansas Metropolis Chiefs camp.

Let’s attempt to not disappoint our adopted stepfather Travis Kelce, because the Kansas Metropolis Chiefs star tight finish is so going to floor us for getting D’s in trigonometry while rocking this positively majestic Tom Selleck Magnum P.I. mustache.

With a buzz lower and a well-groomed higher lip, Kelce seems like he may very well be one in every of three males who would know what to do with a child. He could not give a Guttenbergian efficiency in that endeavor, however Mr. Baseball seems like he’s about to check out for the New York Yankees, whereas the man who used to pitch for the Boston Pink Sox learns tips on how to floss on the set of The Good Place.

Staring into the eyes of a person who noticed some stuff in ‘Nam, Jason Mendoza stands zero probability.

Kansas Metropolis Chiefs: Travis Kelce has a mustache Tom Selleck could be jealous of

At this level of his life, Kelce ought to solely rock aviators. If a police officer have been to tug him over, he wouldn’t be given a ticket, solely compliments from the state trooper. He would ask what kind of clippers he makes use of to look so gosh darn Ron Burgundian within the midst of soccer boot camp. No autographs can be had, my buddy, however the sage recommendation will change the recipient’s life without end.

From Ken Anderson to Mike Ditka to Conrad Dobler to Ben Davidson to Dave Wannstedt, upper-lipped facial hair has been as synonymous with NFL soccer as John Madden within the sales space, Bud Gentle spots in Tremendous Bowl commercials and Roger Goodell getting booed relentlessly at any time when, wherever the protect decides we must be collectively for the draft. Rog’s basement be damned!

Because the Chiefs push in direction of one other league championship, anticipate for Kelce to maintain his hair excessive and tight and for his mustache to be groomed without end to the T. It takes an absurd quantity of self-discipline to have the perfect document in soccer and win a number of playoff video games within the parts. Little question, there may be no person I might wish to be within the foxhole with than our Tom Skerritt, Travis Kelce.

As we fly into the Hazard Zone, be grateful that Kelce seems so rattling good rocking his aviators.